publications

Essays

When Writing Honestly Makes You a Bad Wife and Mother, Brevity Blog

I saw houses being washed away in Alaska. Stop the victim blaming, The Independent

Winning Entry of Modern Muse’s First Five Pages Contest – Chapter Excerpt

Elissa Bassist’s “Hysterical” Conquers Taboos, Lilith Magazine

Is Yours This Good? Hobart Pulp

The Way to Freedom in Jacqueline Crooks’ “Fire Rush,” Ploughshares Blog

Speaking Truth to Power: An Interview with Elissa Bassist, Brevity Blog

How We Grow Wings, New York Times

Celebrating the Day of the Dead with My Students Helped Me Overcome My Fear of Death, Insider Magazine

Crafting Beauty from Trauma, Brevity Blog

The Perils of Freedom in “How to Turn Into a Bird,” Ploughshares Blog

Readers Write, The Sun Magazine

Here’s What Happened When We Swapped Out Online School For Time In The Wilderness, Huff Post

My daughter turns everything into art. Her passion helped diagnose her autism. Insider Magazine

In Alaska, things look surprisingly bad for Sarah Palin– and for Republicans in general, The Independent

How did a Democrat become the most popular politician in Alaska? The Independent

I could see sanity from my house!” Alaskan’s react to Palin’s loss with joy– including conservatives, The Independent

Tiny Victory, New York Times

Signs Off, Bloodroot Literary Magazine

Grounded, KTOO Radio Community Connection

Alaska On Fire, The Hellebore

Rowing in Dulce de Leche, Lowestoft Chronicle

“There’s nothing maverick about her anymore”: What Alaskans really think about Sarah Palin in 2022, The Independent

As an Alaskan, I know why my state’s been hit so hard by COVID , The Independent

‘We don’t care how they do it in the Lower 48’: The Alaskans refusing the vaccine, The Independent

We need more money for schools, not less, Juneau Empire

Andi Story is the best choice for schools, Juneau Empire

Satire

Is Your Child Practicing the Recorder, or are Winged Harpies from the Seventh Circle of Hell Tormenting You from within Your Own Home?, McSweeney’s

As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child, McSweeney’s

Welcome to Your Writing Retreat: The COVID Isolation Room, Slackjaw

Household Appliance Erotica, Slackjaw

Help, I’m At My Son’s Baseball Game And I’ve Forgotten How To People!, Slackjaw

We Are The Seven White Guys Without Masks In Your Tiny Little Airport, Slackjaw

Middle-Aged Erotica: Cataract Surgery, Slackjaw

Slackjaw: An Open Letter To Lysistrata Regarding Her “No Copulation Without Vaccination” Campaign, Slackjaw

We At Exxon Recognize That We’re Killing The Planet, But We’re All Gonna Die Anyway So Stop Making Us Feel Bad About It, Slackjaw

If We Cancel Standardized Testing, How Will We Keep Poor Kids Out of College?, Widget Mag

Are You Getting LASIK Surgery or Starring in a Cheap Porn?, Points In Case

Passages from My Nine-Year-Old’s Journal That Prove He’s Possessed by Walt Whitman’s Ghost, Points In Case

Are You Parenting Small Children During a Pandemic, Or Are You Baba Yaga, the Ogress Who Lives In a Hut on Chicken Legs and Eats Her Victims?, The Belladonna

We Must Put an End to Government Overreach, Which is Why I’m Burning Down These Stop Signs, The Belladonna

Female Empowerment Anthems Rewritten for Accuracy, The Belladonna

I, Baba Yaga, Don’t Know How Much Longer I Can Stay in this Chicken-Legged Hut with These Children, Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

I Am A Modern, Progressive Guy, And No One Crushes Toxic Masculinity More Than I, Funnyish

I Cannot Control The Virus Variants, But I CAN Make You Change All The Punctuation In These HOA Minutes, Greener Pastures

I Am So Happy That You Are Living Your Best Covid Life!, Greener Pastures

Wines that Pair Perfectly with the Fall… of Democracy, Greener Pastures

No, In-Person School is Nothing Like Orwell’s 1984, Although We May Still Unleash Rats Due to Our Rodent Problem, Frazzled

An Imagined List of the American Academy of Pediatrics Recommendations for Surviving Your Children During a Pandemic, Frazzled

In Hindsight, Maybe We Shouldn’t Have Made It Optional to Stop at Intersections, Robot Butt

Thanksgiving Gratitudes From Our Family, a Pack of Alaskan Wolves, Robot Butt

Can Someone Please Retrieve their Small Child Who Keeps Playing with the Weather Laser?, 2 Hohohos

Quiz: Are You Ready to Reenter Society by Attending that Wiccan Seance? , The Haven

Fear Not the Jabberwocky that Hast Ran Rampant Throughout the Capitol Building and Is Likely Coming to Your Small Town, Rejected Writers

Poetry

Solstice Through Aperture, Winner of Alaska Statewide Poetry Contest

Fevers of the Mind Poetry Showcase

Butterflies in a Jar, Tidal Echoes

Convergence, Sleet Magazine

bless this dishwasher, Little Old Lady Comedy

Season of the Crone, Dodging the Rain

If John Muir Were a Girl, Alaska Women Speak

More Cowbell, 49 Writers: Writing the Distance

Letter to the Universe, Tidal Echoes Magazine

From a Distance, Motherwell Magazine

Hands, Third Wednesday & Tidal Echoes

At the Edge, Dodging the Rain & Front Porch Review

as if to stop the time, Alaska Women Speak

The Day Before, Plum Tree Tavern

Eliot Fisk Plays “Memories of Alhambra” and May in Juneau Empire

Anthologies

Embrace the Merciless Joy: The McSweeney’s Internet Tendency Guide to Rearing Small, Medium, and Large Children, forthcoming

Courageous Women, by Ukiyoto Publishing

Interview

Fevers of the Mind Quick-9 Interview with Summer Koester

Podcasts

Comedy Special: Jayaratna x Beaver-Kairis x Koester