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Thank you to the Haven for publishing my latest piece “Are You Ready to Reenter Society and Attend that Wiccan Seance?”
Happy Halloween, witches and warlocks! Good news: masks are less dangerous that doomscrolling in the dark! (Hello, permanent macular degeneration!) Here is that link: https://medium.com/the-haven/quiz-are-you-ready-to-reenter-society-by-attending-that-wiccan-s%C3%A9ance-fa6b3c54db9f https://medium.com/the-haven/quiz-are-you-ready-to-reenter-society-by-attending-that-wiccan-s%C3%A9ance-fa6b3c54db9f https://medium.com/the-haven/quiz-are-you-ready-to-reenter-society-by-attending-that-wiccan-s%C3%A9ance-fa6b3c54db9f Thank you to the editors!
Quiz: Are You Ready to Reenter Society and Attend that Wiccan Séance?
Now that the High Priestess has declared masks to be safer than deadly adders, our sisters of the dark arts have resumed spellcasting in autumnal forests. Do you feel like you might be ready to interact with real-life, three-dimensional witches again, but aren’t sure how to talk to people after spending seven moons doom-scrolling alone …
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Happy birthday, America. Today you are 244 years young, which in country years makes you only 4.
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‘Til Death Do We Fart
Yes, this picture is cheesy, but nothing about this article is. For the record, we never do this in real life.
