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No, In-Person School is Nothing Like Orwell’s 1984, Although We May Still Unleash Rats Due to Our Rodent Problem
Now on McSweeneys: As A Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
Achievement unlocked! I can't begin to explain how STOKED I was when I got the email from McSweeneys Internet Tendency that they were going to run my latest satire piece about teachers and vaccines. Getting published on McSweeneys has been a dream of mine. Some writers spend YEARS trying to get published there. Book deals …
New Satire Up on Little Old Lady Comedy: Lakeside Elementary Invites You Back to In-Person School!
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The Real Reason Your Friends Post So Many Pictures of their Kids Online
For a parent, there's only one other day as dreaded as Halloween, and that's School Picture Day. I know are probably thinking, What could be more terrifying than having to sew the perfect Minecraft Enderman outfit in time for the Halloween candy crush, only to be followed by red dye psychosis and a visit to …
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