If you have been parenting children during a pandemic, this one is for you! Thanks to Belladonna Comedy for publishing!
Until I started digging into the poetry of Walt Whitman, I hadn’t realized that he and my son are basically the same person. Did you know that Walt ran away from school at age eleven to study typesetting and get lost in the forest?
So for Walt’s birthday a few days ago, I wrote this satire piece, and Points In Case was wise enough to publish it. Thanks, editors! Please enjoy Passages from My Nine-Year-Old’s Journal that Prove He’s Possessed by Walt Whitman’s Ghost.
Widget Mag bills themselves as “the new hotness in fark jokes and anti-capitalism,” which is why for their school and education theme I had to submit my piece about standardized testing. Gratefully, they accepted it, and were wonderful to work with!
Here’s an excerpt from my piece If We Cancel Standardized Testing, How Will We Keep Poor Kids Out of College?
There’s a lot of chatter about standardized testing these days, and, as a parent of 3 wonderful boys all named Connor, I felt I should reply. I promise to look at the matter objectively – the fact that my husband is a leading shareholder of Scantron and my 2nd cousin is Betsy DeVos is immaterial. I’m just a parent with a passion for quality education.
Read the rest here! Thanks for reading!
Ever wonder what’s up with this weather? Looks like someone’s freerange child has gotten into the weather laser again! New Earth Day satire up on 2 Ho Ho Ho’s!
Now up on Frazzled Humor, how in-person hybrid school is nothing and yet everything like Orwell’s 1984.
Thanks for reading!
Are you a parent at home with children trying to Do It All? Are you at the brink of eating your children just for some peace and quiet? If so, then Baba Yaga sees you.
Please enjoy my latest now up on Jane Austen’s Wastebasket!
My latest is now up on McSweeney’s! Thanks for reading!
Please, tell me how you are winning at pandemic parenting!
I am so happy you are living your best COVID life! Meanwhile I’m just up here, hanging out in a cold rainforest, trying to flatten the curve! Read NOW on Greener Pastures!
I wrote a funny piece in response to the mask burning rally in Boise, Idaho that occurred over the weekend. I am so grateful to the Belladonnas for once again publishing my piece and letting me kick it with the cool girls!
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I got new rage-comedy up at Belladonnas Comedy! Happy International Women’s Day, ladies!