I won a contest! Hooray!

On a whim, I submitted the first five pages of my memoir-in-progress to Modern Muse’s First Five Pages Contest. To my surprise, I won! The prize was a developmental critique and line edit of my first chapter. Here is an excerpt from my chapter “Be Like Water” after the editors carefully critiqued it. If you are a […]

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Wines that Pair Perfectly with the Fall… of Democracy

Hey-yo, it’s my favorite time of year, fall! As we welcome in the crisp smell of leaves, death and decay, let’s revisit some autumn-appropriate satire from Election 2020! (Originally published in Greener Pastures Comedy, November 2020.) Wines that Pair Perfectly with the Fall… of Democracy Rosé-Colored Glasses — This lovely rosé combines elderflower and plum […]

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Fear Not the Jabberwocky that Hast Ran Rampant Throughout the Capitol Building and Is Likely Coming to Your Small Town

Calling all Lewis Carroll fans! Last spring, the Idaho legislature made the news when several anti-mask lawmakers did away with all mask mandates, got COVID, then decided to recess for three weeks and return to their hometowns, bringing their COVID cooties with them. I channeled my rage into satire as I always do, and wrote […]

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Help, I’m At My Son’s Baseball Game And I’ve Forgotten How To People!

Woah. There are, like, a lot of people at my son’s baseball game. They look so… sporty. And there is literally no shade. Wow, it’s hot! Do I really have to stay and cheer my son on? He won’t notice if I leave, right? No, I’m going to do this. Put on my game face. Step up to […]

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Now on Belladonna Comedy: Are You Parenting Small Children During a Pandemic, Or Are You Baba Yaga, the Ogress Who Lives In a Hut on Chicken Legs and Eats Her Victims?

If you have been parenting children during a pandemic, this one is for you! Thanks to Belladonna Comedy for publishing! https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/are-you-parenting-small-children-during-a-pandemic-or-are-you-baba-yaga-the-ogress-who-lives-in-a-befcc821670e

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