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No, In-Person School is Nothing Like Orwell’s 1984, Although We May Still Unleash Rats Due to Our Rodent Problem
I, Baba Yaga, Don’t Know How Much Longer I Can Stay In This Chicken-Legged Hut with These Children
https://medium.com/jane-austens-wastebasket/i-baba-yaga-dont-know-how-much-longer-i-can-stay-in-this-chicken-legged-hut-with-these-children-7715040cae46 Are you a parent at home with children trying to Do It All? Are you at the brink of eating your children just for some peace and quiet? If so, then Baba Yaga sees you. Please enjoy my latest now up on Jane Austen's Wastebasket!
New Parenting Satire Up On Frazzled!
Image by Jonathon Borba
Sorry, Kids, Santa Is Social Distancing This Year: Up on Mock Mom
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‘Til Death Do We Fart
Yes, this picture is cheesy, but nothing about this article is. For the record, we never do this in real life.
At the Edge ~ a New Year’s poem
Traveling with Fairy
Because she is of the wilderness, why shouldn’t the rhythm of a thousand hustling feet induce her to run through TSA? Because when riding an escalator, why shouldn’t she wait for the prettiest step, although it may mean losing Mommy who has alteady gone ahead and landing spread eagle upside down between five metal moving …
Apologies to All Witches
Trick-or-treating in crappy weather asking strangers to feed my children candy... What's not to love?
as if to stop the time
a poem to stop the time
The Real Reason Your Friends Post So Many Pictures of their Kids Online
For a parent, there's only one other day as dreaded as Halloween, and that's School Picture Day. I know are probably thinking, What could be more terrifying than having to sew the perfect Minecraft Enderman outfit in time for the Halloween candy crush, only to be followed by red dye psychosis and a visit to …
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